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Win McMurry Describes Tiger’s Bulging WHAT?

Win McMurryOh Winnie… Winnie, Winnie, Winnie. Win McMurry, (one of my favorites at The Golf Channel) had a little slip up over the weekend. I do truly feel for her, but I hope and pray she can see the humor in it… and I trust the good folks at The Golf Channel do to. These things happen… No ill intentions were had, this was just a mistake.

That said, check out the video clip from coverage of Sunday’s final round at the TPC Sawgrass. Reporting on the situation with Tiger, she was heard to remark:

‘he says he’s been playing with a bad back for about a month, and thinks it could be a bulging dick’.

Oh Win. Chin up, have a laugh.

[Via: WaggleRoom]

Best Caddyshack Clip Ever: Ty Webb (Chevy Chase) Shares His Wisdom With Danny Noonan

During a commercial break at the Verizon Heritage at Harbour Town, I quickly grabbed the clicker to change over to the Golf Channel… and wouldn’t you know it, the best golf comedy of all-time was on. Yes, of course I’m talking about Caddyshack. Being a lazy Sunday and all, I thought I’d share with you my favorite scene from the movie.

In the clip above, Ty Webb (played by Chevy Chase) imparts some of his worldly wisdom on Danny Noonan (Michael O’Keefe). No more words are really necessary here. Hit play, and enjoy 🙂 Na-na nananananananaaaaa…

Hope you’re all enjoying a relaxing Sunday!

Tiger Woods + David After Dentist = One Great Parody Ad

Tiger Woods Online Ad Views

The new Tiger Woods Nike ad has been a polarizing topic. You either love it or hate it, and quite honestly, almost everyone I’ve talked to seems to have a distaste for the spot. I can’t blame ’em. But there’s something else going on around the interwebs these days… Parodies of the same ad are floating around, and according to the folks at Visible Measures, the parodies are doing even better than the original. Take a look at the chart below:

Tiger Woods Online Ad Views

Interesting. If you pop open YouTube and do some searching, you’ll find a jackpot of spin-offs, but one in particular is the winner for me. It features the ‘David After Dentist’ audio (I’ve included this video below too…) But it just seems to work for some reason. I don’t know, confused, crying kid… something works. Check out the videos below, and as always, enjoy.

[Via: AllThingsDigital]

What Really Happened with Tiger on the 10th Green at Augusta National

Remember the other day when Tiger Woods was caught using a cell phone out on the 10th green during a practice round? It was later clarified that he was using the phone to take a video of Mark O’Meara and his putting stroke… But can we be sure of that? GolfCrunch has obtained a transcript of what exactly went on that day, right on the 10th green.

Tiger Woods on his CellphoneTiger Woods
(on phone)

Hello Elin. You can’t phone me here I’m at work….



Yes really I am….

I’m with Mark……

No he’s putting he can’t come to the phone …

No, there are no women here….

None at all apart from some press and spectators…

No I don’t know any of them….

No none of them are pretty. I’ve apologised for that do you have to….

Sorry. I forgot…

Honestly it is just Mark and me. Look here’s a photo…


Mark can I just take a photo of you putting… It’s for Elin.

(back on phone)

You see. Just me and Mark working…

I’m not sure when I’ll be home, probably Sunday night…

It starts on Thursday…

Look we’ve been through this – it’s practice days before. I explained that…

Of course… this is all tongue-in-cheek. Hope you had a chuckle.

Shot of the Day: Tiger, Jim and Freddy Skip Shots Across the Pond on 16 at Augusta National

During yesterday’s practice round at Augusta National (Tiger played 18 with Fred Couples, Jim Furyk joined them on 13), this cool little moment was captured on film. The threesome decided to skip some shots across the pond on the challenging 16th hole. Apparently (don’t quote me on this), the folks in the gallery were urging players as they came through to skip shots across the pond… Looks like the Tiger threesome obliged (insert dirty joke here).

Tiger Woods, Fred Couples and Jim Furyk Skip Shots Across the Pond on 16 at Augusta National

From all accounts, it sounds like Tiger, Fred and Jim had a great time out on the course. Couples gave a very good interview following the round, and he noted how Tiger was indeed a little rusty, but they joked around and had a great time.

Photo by Zach Boyden Holmes/Augusta Chronicle

Introducing the Tiger Woods Mistress Slot Machine

OK, ok, I have to admit, I almost didn’t post this one… but for some reason… I couldn’t resist. No matter what you may think of Tiger Woods these days, there’s no denying the guy had a lot of mistresses on the side. But honestly, that’s none of my business… All I can hope is that he’s made them all ‘former’ mistresses, and by all accounts it looks like he’s doing all he can to get his life back on a proper path.

Tiger Woods Mistress Slots

Making light of Tiger’s ‘transgressions’ has been a bit of a hobby for many out there, and you can mark Gene Zarnick over at Favre Dollar Footlongs among the bunch. In Tiger Woods Mistress Slots, Gene has taken the classic 5 reel machine, loaded it up with pictures of Tiger, Elin and his ‘crew’, and with any luck you’ll score 5-in-a-row.

Sure, it’s crude, but c’mon, you gotta get at least a little chuckle out of it. To check it out for yourself head on over to Favre Dollar Footlongs.

‘The Donald’ Scrambles Helicopters to Dry out Trump National

Trump International

What do you do when you’re Donald Trump, you own a golf course, and need to dry the darn thing out? Well, logic says that you get a helicopter to hover over wet areas of the course to speed the drying process, of course!

Courtesy @golfviews, the image above is of a chopper drying out the first fairway at the Trump Inernational Golf Club. The first round of the Puerto Rico Open was delayed due to a torrential downpour… Let’s hope they can get the full first round in today.

Note: I suppose this could just be a helicopter landing on the course… but that wouldn’t be much fun now, would it?… and heck, why would a helicopter come in for a landing in the middle of a fairway? Especially when a tournament is on the cusp of starting up? Yeah, it’s drying the fairway, for sure 🙂

Ian Poulter is an Alien of Extraordinary Ability

This, at least, according to a recent immigration form the one-and-only Ian Poulter had to fill out. He posted the picture above via his Twitter feed (@IanJamesPoulter) and it gave me a chuckle. Thought I’d share it with you. Suppose option a. is the right answer… Winning the Accenture Match Play and vaulting to #5 in the world would certainly make me consider him an ‘alien of extraordinary ability’.

Funny stuff.

To keep up on what’s going on in Ian’s life, be sure to give him a follow @IanJamesPoulter. While you’re at it, give us a follow on Twitter too, would ya? @GolfCrunchLive.

Natalie Gulbis’ Caddy Has Balls… In His Mouth

Sometimes it takes balls to stand up to your player and recommend a different shot. Other times, it takes balls to lay down on the ground, put a tee in your mouth, and let the boss stroke a drive right down the middle of the fairway.

That’s exactly what Natalie Gulbis’ caddie Greg did the other day, as I found out about via her Twitter feed. As you can clearly see in the shot above, Greg, the ever dutiful caddy submitted to the exhibition, with Natalie cranking one right down the middle.

Frankly, I’d have to close my eyes for this one. When Natalie does that little head-dip she has in her swing, I’d FOR SURE lose my cool and twitch. I know she’s a pro (and a great one at that) but yikers, I’m not sure I’d do this myself.

Wait… you know what? For Natalie Gulbis, for sure… I’d do just about anything 🙂

Tip of the cap to Natalie and Greg for sharing some humor with the world here. Greg, you’ve got balls. Either that, or Natalie has you wrapped around her little finger.

Note: Please excuse the headline, I couldn’t help myself.

One more note: Wouldn’t Natalie be penalized for this shot? I mean, her caddy has a towel underneath him. Isn’t that improving his/her lie? 🙂